Uhm... *whistles innocently...*

The Ampcast Christmas Bash went really well. As the second broadcaster on, I kept things themed, but didn't record the show... so, if you weren't listening, you won't have heard my rather splendid rendition of 'Jingle Bells'... so, for the terminally bewildered and for those who neglected to tune in (I did say...) I will now publish the lyrics used purely for your amusement seeing as how you missed the singing - shame on you!



dashing through the town
with a single carrier bag
desperate for a coffee
god I need a fag
christmas spirits gone
please don't even try it
christmas shopping is hell on earth
in fact it's just a riot

oh...
jingle hell don't feel well
sick of christmas cheer
I wanna be home with the tv on
drinking a can of beer
oh...
jingle hell as you can tell
all this is a farce
so take your christmas pudding pal...
and shove it up your...Christmas Tree!
oh hi santa!

feeling like a jerk
tinseled to the nines
this christmas song is bad
I'm half surprised it rhymes
got to get things done
so far I have done nothing
got a duck for christmas day
it's the only thing getting a stuffing ohhhhhhhh....

jingle hell don't feel well
sick of christmas cheer
I wanna be home with the tv on
drinking a can of beer
oh...
jingle hell as you can tell
all this is a farce
so take your christmas pudding pal...
and shove it up your...Chimney!

take your christmas pudding pal...
and shove it up your... arse!!!

*** NEXT BROADCAST OF AUDIO COFFEE WILL BE ON THE 8TH JANUARY 2006 AT THE USUAL TIME ***