Merry Christmas!

GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
What crack are QVC smoking? Why do they want to foist Christmas on us ALREADY? I mean.. look at the date. Right this very minute, QVC are telling us to buy wrapping paper and decorations and ITS STILL F*"*$)}G JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont want to sound like scrooge already, but isn't it just WAY TOO EARLY?
Whatever happened to actually waiting for December? Also, we're right in the middle of a heatwave - so I suspect the toxic odour of spray snow has probably got up someones heatstoked brain and further screwed around with it - resulting in this hideous display of Christmas tack that frankly, waiting for November seems a better option. I don't care if that bauble is hand blown glass (their wording, not mine).

So, to sum it up. Until November, forget there is a Christmas... the shops will be open throughout the year to cater for your earthly needs. You do not have to buy anthing right this very minute - and there should be a law restricting the sale of Christmas goods like there is with fireworks.

Right now, toasting alive in a heatwave is more preferable to wondering how much tinsel I should buy and what wrapping paper I need.